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Germary Clarksnot in peanut impersonation fiasco

It's incredible how alike they are!

Clarksnot (76) who is famous for racially abusing Spics and Frogs and Wops is well known for his ascerbic wit and pithy helmet. Educated at Marlborough, reputedly smokes Marlborough and more recently the subject of speculation that he is the illegitimate daughter of the 2nd Duke of Marlborough, he is also known for his relentlessly boring references to the teeth of Dicky Hammond, also affectionately known as "Willy Organ" (3)

Clarksnot (77) is the lead actor in the world beating Auto Vehicle programme "Top Gears" (it should be pronounced the same way poorly educated scum pronounce "Trivial Persuit"s!!) Clarks un and his 2 co-hosts regularly feature rehearsed feats of incredibly boring crap with a "Car" in it. Willy Organ usually stands next to Clarksun to emphasise his diminuative stature whilst the one who no one can ever remeber's name and therefore called "Captain Sloth" lurks around near the female audience getting tips on hair management products.. It is quite obvious that the "Stig" is none other than Failed 1995 woos racing driver "Damian shill" "Hill" (47) was famously run off the track in the 1995 Grand Prix by Michael Scum masher the dirty fuckin cheatin sneaky cunt received such an ear bashing by a small seriously fuckin ugly creature known as an "Ecclestone", that he was forced to allow Hill (47.5) to win the champions chips in 1996, after which, Scummasher told him to fuck off like a good little boy and let the master carry on his verld domination attempt. the Polish grand Prix was cancelled due to bad memories.